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Another one in english.

A guy walks into a bar with an Octopus. He sits the Octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented Octopus. „He can play any musical instrument in the world.“ Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot.

So he says that he will wager L50 to anyone who has an instrument that the Octopus can’t play. A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the Octopus. Immediately the Octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. Everyone is amazed and the guitar man pays up his L50.

Another guy walks up with a trumpet. This time the Octopus plays the trumpet better than Louis Armstrong Everyone in the bar cheered and the trumpet guy hands over his L50.

Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. He sits them down and the Octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look. „Ha Ha!“ the Scot says. „Ye cannae play it, can ye?“

At this the Octopus looks up at him and says… „Play it? I’m going to fuck it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off!“

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